<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2051483898737652112</id><updated>2009-10-03T20:30:11.569-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sonia SMS</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://soniasms.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051483898737652112/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://soniasms.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Sonia</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2051483898737652112.post-1793953999145810530</id><published>2008-08-25T11:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-25T11:20:42.964-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny SMS</title><content type='html'>&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;Phone na kiya karo DEAR,&lt;br /&gt;Mama hoti hain NEAR,&lt;br /&gt;Papa se lagta ha FEAR,&lt;br /&gt;Bat nhi hoti CLEAR,&lt;br /&gt;Dewaron k b hote hain EAR,&lt;br /&gt;SMS karo DEAR,&lt;br /&gt;No FEAR every thing is CLEAR….&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt; Tumhara blood group kya ha&lt;br /&gt;jadi btao, mere dost ka accident ho gya ha.&lt;br /&gt;Wo khud ko bach gya ha us k kuttey ki halat kharab ha.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;.:: &lt;a href="http://funny-sonia-sms.blogspot.com/"&gt;More Funny SMS&lt;/a&gt; ::.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2051483898737652112-1793953999145810530?l=soniasms.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://soniasms.blogspot.com/feeds/1793953999145810530/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2051483898737652112&amp;postID=1793953999145810530' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051483898737652112/posts/default/1793953999145810530'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051483898737652112/posts/default/1793953999145810530'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://soniasms.blogspot.com/2008/08/funny-sms.html' title='Funny SMS'/><author><name>Sonia</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='10180341257257249203'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>