Funny SMS

• Phone na kiya karo DEAR,
  Mama hoti hain NEAR,
  Papa se lagta ha FEAR,
  Bat nhi hoti CLEAR,
  Dewaron k b hote hain EAR,
  SMS karo DEAR,
  No FEAR every thing is CLEAR….
• Tumhara blood group kya ha
  jadi btao, mere dost ka accident ho gya ha.
  Wo khud ko bach gya ha us k kuttey ki halat kharab ha.

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